And then they came for you

This "Alt-Right" Newspaper Front Page Never Got Published 😢

(PNS reporting from the ALT YORK CITY, ALT YORK) The Wednesday issue of the local “Alt-Right” newspaper — The Putin Press & Patriot — was prepared to report a Hillary Clinton’s election victory as an “attack” on America, PNS has learned (photo.)

[Editor’s Note: A “newspaper” is an pre-Millennial period analog instantiation of intellectual property — i.e. “content” — fixed on a physical medium comprised of a data-carrying chemical reagent and processed dead trees.]

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This Is Dedicated To My UPenn Classmate, Donald Trump

Toon by Junco Canché. Based on a concept by me, Dennis Wilen, aka Comic Saenz

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