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Trump prepares for upcoming meeting with Putin

Got FBI? It's Mueller Time!

 

[Based on a screencap of an actual t-shirt for sale HERE.]

Here's a still from the hackers' "Orange Is The New Black"

You heard someone stole Orange Is the New Black from Netflix and is sharing it illegally, right?

Old news! We found this still from what appears to be either a dream sequence or an episode from future.

I knew the University of Pennsylvania murderers!

Yeah, I knew Ira Einhorn, the Earth Day murderer guy. He hung out at Penn, but he was not a student. We ran his bullshit rap from time to time in the The Daily Pennsylvanian.

I also knew the other Penn campus murderer, Steve Weinstein aka "Ye Olde Tobacconist".

The only murderer I DIDN'T meet at Penn was Donald Trump, who didn't want his picture in the yearbook.

Killary Is Tapping My Phone. Lock Her Up!

What is journalism?

And then they came for you

Post Election Stress Disorder? Check out the 5 Stages of Mourning

This "Alt-Right" Newspaper Front Page Never Got Published 😢

(PNS reporting from the ALT YORK CITY, ALT YORK) The Wednesday issue of the local “Alt-Right” newspaper — The Putin Press & Patriot — was prepared to report a Hillary Clinton’s election victory as an “attack” on America, PNS has learned (photo.)

[Editor’s Note: A “newspaper” is an pre-Millennial period analog instantiation of intellectual property — i.e. “content” — fixed on a physical medium comprised of a data-carrying chemical reagent and processed dead trees.]

POCHO ÑEWS SERVICE PNS IS A WHOLLY-FICTITIOUS SUBSIDIARY OF POCHISMO INC., A CALIFORNIA CORPORATION, WHO IS A PERSON ACCORDING TO THE SUPREME COURT. DON’T ASK US, WE JUST WORK HERE.

There is a bigly cancer growing on the candidacy

Hillary Clinton: NASTY

Trump seals doom with Spanish shoutout to Latinos

WANTED FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT: CHESTER THE MOLESTER

If schadenfreude is wrong, I don't wanna be right

Latinos 4 Trump: We stand by our man!

Trump seeks women voters with new campaign slogan, poster

Donald Trump makes cover of Penn alumni magazine

(PNS reporting from PHILADELPHIA) Donald Trump, Wharton School Class of 1968, is the new cover boy of a University of Pennsylvania alumni magazine mailed today to Penn grads across the country.

“PENNDEJO magazine will only publish this single issue,” editor Arne Mather Marmon, Wharton School Class of 1969, told PNS in an email. “We want to to memorialize the most famous UPenn ‘Quaker’ in appropriate style.”

Hillary Clinton vs Donald Trump: Hillel vs Shammai?

According to the Jewish Virtual Library, during the reign of King Herod...

Hillel the Elder’s friendly adversary was Shammai, a native of the Land of Israel about whom little is known except that he was a builder, known for the strictness of his views. He was reputed to be dour, quick-tempered and impatient....

A pagan came to Rabbi Shammai and made him a proposition: "I will become a Jew if you can teach me the Torah while standing on one foot." Shammai threw him out.

Then the pagan approached Rabbi Hillel with the same offer. Rabbi Hillel said, "Love thy neighbor as thyself. That is the whole of the Torah. Everything else is commentary." The "School of Hillel" has been the majority strain of Judaism ever since.

Hillel the Elder is best known for one aphorism: "If I am not for myself, who will be? And if I am only for myself, what am I? And if not now, when?"

Shammai, on the other hand, is known for "You're fired!"

Donald Trump launches new appeal to African-American voters