Killary Is Tapping My Phone. Lock Her Up!

This "Alt-Right" Newspaper Front Page Never Got Published 😢

(PNS reporting from the ALT YORK CITY, ALT YORK) The Wednesday issue of the local “Alt-Right” newspaper — The Putin Press & Patriot — was prepared to report a Hillary Clinton’s election victory as an “attack” on America, PNS has learned (photo.)

[Editor’s Note: A “newspaper” is an pre-Millennial period analog instantiation of intellectual property — i.e. “content” — fixed on a physical medium comprised of a data-carrying chemical reagent and processed dead trees.]

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Hillary Clinton: NASTY

Trump seals doom with Spanish shoutout to Latinos

Happy Rosh HaShana 5777

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Hillary Clinton vs Donald Trump: Hillel vs Shammai?

According to the Jewish Virtual Library, during the reign of King Herod...

Hillel the Elder’s friendly adversary was Shammai, a native of the Land of Israel about whom little is known except that he was a builder, known for the strictness of his views. He was reputed to be dour, quick-tempered and impatient....

A pagan came to Rabbi Shammai and made him a proposition: "I will become a Jew if you can teach me the Torah while standing on one foot." Shammai threw him out.

Then the pagan approached Rabbi Hillel with the same offer. Rabbi Hillel said, "Love thy neighbor as thyself. That is the whole of the Torah. Everything else is commentary." The "School of Hillel" has been the majority strain of Judaism ever since.

Hillel the Elder is best known for one aphorism: "If I am not for myself, who will be? And if I am only for myself, what am I? And if not now, when?"

Shammai, on the other hand, is known for "You're fired!"

Hillary's the Juan!

Hillary: WOKE. Trump: JOKE

Hillary Clinton, John Travolta, and Bernie Sanders (Animated GIF)

Hey Jews! Shabbat Shalom greetings from Donald Trump

Hillary and Mitt: They can't BOTH be wrong, right?

Hillary Clinton: Soft on tacos, soft on Iran!