Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Good to know: Over 220 Million American People Armed To The Teeth And Ready To Explode

The boys over at the Pakistan Daily, who broke the news that Osama Bin Laden is Jewish, are back with more breaking news:

Over 220 Million American People Armed To The Teeth And Ready To Explode

Written by (Author )Editorials, WorldDec 30, 2009

According to an obscure report in the European Union Times, “Russian Military Analysts are reporting to Prime Minister Putin that US President Barack Obama has issued an order to his Northern Command’s (USNORTHCOM) top leader, US Air Force General Gene Renuart, to ‘begin immediately’ increasing his military forces to 1 million troops by January 30, 2010, in what these reports warn is an expected outbreak of civil war within the United States before the end of winter.

“According to these reports, Obama has had over these past weeks ‘numerous’ meetings with his war council abut how best to manage the expected implosion of his Nation’s banking system while at the same time attempting to keep the United States military hegemony over the World in what Russian Military Analysts state is a ‘last ditch gambit’ whose success is ‘far from certain.’”

The Eu Times article continues by saying, “To the fears of Obama over the United States erupting into civil war once the full extent of the rape and pillaging of these peoples by their banks and government becomes known to them, grim evidence now shows the likelihood of this occurring much sooner than later.”

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